Webster Wealization (oh dear…)

While flipping through a thesaurus last night, I came across the word “life”.  Intrigued, I looked at some of the synonyms that matched it. As expected, I saw words like: “breath, eternity, growth, and endurance.”

But as I read further, the words “Suffering, realization, growth, happieness, personality, and joy” showed up.

Seeing those words under the definition of life made me realize how simple life really is.  It made me realize how similar people’s feelings are and how connected the world really is.

What life has to offer comes with what we put into it, and what our outlook is changes the simple things we are faced with by just being.

According to Websters, “life” goes in order:

Suffering, realization, growth, happieness, personality, and joy.

Ailen WHAAAA?!?!?

The air rushing past me failed to cool my hot face as I ran as fast as I could. Big yellow stars with the names of B-list actors flew past my wobbling boots. The bright green costume inched closer and closer and I could feel my panic rising. Dirty people; old used money, the smell of it all made me nauseous. My heart pounded like a bad punk rock drummer as laughter filled my ears. I couldn’t see, my head was spinning, while I busted through a man and woman holding hands. I had to get away.

Street performers are my biggest fear. One that was dressed as a big, ugly alien made eye-contact with me and quickly sensed the fear in my eyes. I’m not quite sure, but I think it may have been the frantic running that gave away my phobia. Hollywood’s Star Walk ended with Gary Coleman and Rosie O’Donnell as I turned the corner to my safety. I slyly peeked around the wall to see the alien man only a few feet from where I had first spotted him. Embarrassed and tired, I walked back to my car to go home and out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a man pointing at laughing at me while handing the alien performer a ten dollar bill.

Ruins or Newins?!?!

It is interesting to me why we spend hundreds of dollars to go and visit something called “Ruins.”

Why would you bother wasting money on something ruined??

I’m just sayin’

And also, why do people use the phrase ,”add simplicity” when in the act of simplifying you are taking things out of your life. If you were to add simplicity, you would really be doing nothing at all.

But, I’m just sayin’

A dilemma of sorts

I have recently become increasingly annoyed with my laugh.

I have been told before that i have a weird laugh, but i have never been embarrassed of if or anything. This is why i am so stumped.

When someone says something that is not funny i usually do a long, dragged out laugh (a little like HAAAARRRRR HARRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR) but recently i have been doing this thing where when i say something stupid or not funny (which is oh so rare) i do this laugh like “The Nanny” and then afterwards i think to myself, “why did you do that again? Its really starting to get on my nerves, and i can sense it getting onto other peoples’ as well.

Also;

whenever you have an itch, then you scratch it, does every other part of your body itch then too? Like you knee was waiting its turn after your elbow or something? I hate that.

Oh, Scarlet!

Things like these make me laugh:

hahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my first question; WHAT is she doing recording herself singing on a table?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?

hahah! and the outfit she is wearing is the most unflattering thing i have ever seen…..

also, on the original one, at the end she moans and groans, yellling OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH THAT HURT! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUH UHHHHHHHH hahahha!!!!

and then there is this:

There is really nothing to say about this other than its freakin funny..

but then, there was a woman (more like whale) who blew all of the other youtube vids out of the water (pun intended.)

this woman, with no sense of dignity, flaunts her “curves” in a way so disturbing it is hard to watch.

what has the world come to.

Redic!

In order to test the efficiency of commercials, companies conduct surveys to see which commercial the viewers remember and are informed the most from. Then, they choose the commercial the is the best and air it. (Clearly, because of of an extremely low budget, “Head On” was unable to launch this survey.)
But this advertisement i found on Myspace has me stumped! What the hell are they selling? Is it a small business opportunity? Is it a cry for help from See’s Candy workers? What is going on!?!

it is things like these that make me angry, a waste of space, and loading time for my internet.

my toes are cold, and i painted my fingernails. red. :]

The Beginning–Revised

Because of the lame naure of “my” previous post, it will be re-done.

 

First blogs are awkward…

and so is the fact that i just stated that this is awkward.

My next awkward move should be doing the “awkward turtle,” but then i ould be a hypocrite.

The beginning

This is my very first blog.  I am proud of it.  Read it. Love it